Politics, Foreign Policy, Current Events and Occasional Outbursts Lacking Couth

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Nancy Pelosi can Leg Press a Minivan

Any doubts regarding the immense strength and stamina of Speaker Pelosi's aged but obviously mighty legs were belied during President Obama's speech to Congress last night. Speaker Pelosi demonstrated an amazing bit of fleet athleticism during President Obama's speech to Congress, sproinging to her feet so often and with such indefatigable enthusiasm that secret service agents feared she might bang her head on the capital dome's ceiling.

Speaker Pelosi later entertained after-speech cocktail party goers by drop kicking anvils into the Potomac.

I found Nancy Pelosi, hopping up and down and smiling her way too bright, Botox constricted smile a bit unnerving. I want to believe that our President is about his own agenda. However, I fear, as foreign policy objectives take a turn against the idealism of his campaign and as domestic policy promises get lost in the shuffle, he may react to a downturn in popularity by shifting back to the left and under the political umbrella of the likes of Pelosi.


Anonymous said...

I don't often disagree with you, but the botox comment seemed a little low and uncalled for.

At last you recognized Pelosi for her power lifting abilities :)

Let's not forget the boys in politics, too, have a long and distinguished history of cosmetics and procedures to address their appearances.

Jay@Soob said...

Apologies if that bit offended you. Bear in mind the "outbursts lacking couth" assertion in my header. I can assure you that my occasional spats of vitriol are and will continue to be across the board in nature.

Mike said...

In the interests of ripping on both genders, I'm not sure who I would dislike looking at more: Nancy Pelosi's botoxed face or Joe Biden's ridiculous hair plugs.

Ymarsakar said...

Soob, do you still believe Obama is a "moderate"?