Soob

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Traffic

I don't blog for traffic, which is a good thing, but I do take an egotistical pleasure in monitoring the levels of traffic that pass through this site. Recently two sources have proven a surge in visitors here. One, the gracious mention of the new look via Zenpundit (thanks much for that, Zen) the other a post of Spain's Olympic Boobs which has accrued a hefty amount of google search results.

Specifically the google search regularly entails "Olympic boobs" or the more succinct "boobs." No doubt the global audience has expressed an inordinate interest in boobs. So I, as a responsible mangler of information, feel obligated to provide where the masses demand. And so, without further ado, the Soob top 10 Boobs of recent times:

10) Jose Canseco: I've covered this before...

9) Code Pink: Lol! And that's all I've got to say about that...

8) Rush Limbaugh: Ideologue and pontiff. Put a wind turbine behind his microphone; he'll power the city he broadcasts (with excellence, mind you) from.

7) Michael Vick: Shat millions into the wind and spurned super stardom for the just cause of... Dog fighting.

6) John Edwards: Those inspired to attain the highest and most trusted office probably shouldn't diddle their political aids when their wife is suffering a battle with cancer.

5) PETA: Those guilt riddled at being at the pinnacle of the food chain, who might as well insist wolves are naturally herbivores as humans are not naturally omnivores. Medium rare for me please.

4) Wily E. Coyote: Two words my friend: Shot Gun.

3) Reverand Jeremiah Wright: Yeah, most of America isn't down with being Damned.

2) Larry of the three Stooges: I think this bit explains itself.

1) Jessica Alba: Heh, yeah, I caved a bit...

7 comments:

glennanderson said...

There is this idea that around 90% of the internets bandwith is used for porn. Some even say Bit Torrent was created just to download more(or MOAR) porn.

Quite unverifiable, but looking at your site soar with hits I can't help but wonder if the chaps at Encyclopedia Dramatica might be right.

Jay@Soob said...

Heh. I'd say it's been verified here at least. Now to figure out how I can work "boob" or "sex tape" into each of my posts titles...

Simmons said...

Jay: try posting something titled "John Edwards Sex Tape" and see if you break the internets (not to mention CNN and Fox).

Eddie said...

A political sex scandal with video? I think there have been a few of those in Iran, Romania, etc.

You perhaps could integrate Mrs. Hayek into one of your Mexico posts.

Jay@Soob said...

Simmons, Lol. Yep, but I've not forgotten John Edwards is a lawyer.

Eddie, or maybe some posts about Spain and the ETA with Penelope Cruz headlining?

Eddie said...

Why stop there?

How about Charlize Theron for S. Africa? Or any number of Bollywood actresses for India? Russian analysis could have some of those Russian tennis players. Shakira for Colombia.
The possibilities are endless!

The Historian said...

Very funny piece. Your work continues to be both interesting and entertaining. No wonder I've got this site linked!