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I don't blog for traffic, which is a good thing, but I do take an egotistical pleasure in monitoring the levels of traffic that pass through this site. Recently two sources have proven a surge in visitors here. One, the gracious mention of the new look via Zenpundit (thanks much for that, Zen) the other a post of Spain's Olympic Boobs which has accrued a hefty amount of google search results.

Specifically the google search regularly entails "Olympic boobs" or the more succinct "boobs." No doubt the global audience has expressed an inordinate interest in boobs. So I, as a responsible mangler of information, feel obligated to provide where the masses demand. And so, without further ado, the Soob top 10 Boobs of recent times:

10) Jose Canseco: I've covered this before...

9) Code Pink: Lol! And that's all I've got to say about that...

8) Rush Limbaugh: Ideologue and pontiff. Put a wind turbine behind his microphone; he'll power the city he broadcasts (with excellence, mind you) from.

7) Michael Vick: Shat millions into the wind and spurned super stardom for the just cause of... Dog fighting.

6) John Edwards: Those inspired to attain the highest and most trusted office probably shouldn't diddle their political aids when their wife is suffering a battle with cancer.

5) PETA: Those guilt riddled at being at the pinnacle of the food chain, who might as well insist wolves are naturally herbivores as humans are not naturally omnivores. Medium rare for me please.

4) Wily E. Coyote: Two words my friend: Shot Gun.

3) Reverand Jeremiah Wright: Yeah, most of America isn't down with being Damned.

2) Larry of the three Stooges: I think this bit explains itself.

1) Jessica Alba: Heh, yeah, I caved a bit...