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One thing Bush definitely got right.

Tragic Breaking News:

Barabara Bush has been stolen!

Well, not really. In fact not at all. Her purse and cellphone were, apparently, pilfered while she dined in an upscale restaraunt in Argentine capitol, Buenos Aires. No word yet on any steamy cellphone media, a la Paris Hilton. We remain hopeful.
The Russian bastion of journalistic excellence has more: "A thieve stole Barbara Bush her purse and cell phone while dining in the Argentine Capital."