Soob

Irritating


You know what truly irritates me? Many things. But I'll detail one here: People who obliviously gather and conference in the middle of a public thoroughfare. Wether it be a mall concourse, a grocery store aisle or a workplace corridor there always seems to be one group of unwitting mouthbreathers that feel it necessary to stop the rest of the planet midstride while they glob together like some chattering amoeba and cause a pedestrian pileup.

I can handle the slow walkers and even the knothead that jerks and flinches his wayward course against the flow of human traffic but the nattering blockade is too much. Maybe I'll start carrying a cattle prod.